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Massive client projects
Every one shipped. All 53 are listed further down — that is not a sample, that is the whole set.
Queen of Stadion
She spent nearly 5 years building projects for everyone. So this is a project all about Vix.
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Massive client projects
Every one shipped. All 53 are listed further down — that is not a sample, that is the whole set.
Messages posted
Roughly twice the word count of War and Peace, with considerably better punchlines.
Emails sent to me
Not one of them opened with "as per my last email". Allegedly.
Times she saved the day
Conservative estimate. The true figure is unmeasurable, which she would hate.
Inches taller than me. At least.
A full foot of statistical advantage in every group photo ever taken.
Times she has sworn at me
More often than she has emailed me. Ranked below by frequency, because she would want it ranked.
Times she has been mansplained to
By people explaining her own dataset back to her. Slower. With a diagram.
Slack messages, still searchable
Which means she is technically never leaving. Search "actually, the data says" and she's right there.
Times I reduced her estimates
Times I should have listened
A perfect one-to-one match across the full sample. No outliers. No exceptions.
r = 1.00 · she was right every single time
678 attempts to shave a week off. 678 weeks eventually spent anyway. At some point that stops being bad luck and starts being a law.
Peak profanity consistently preceded peak insight. We tried removing the variable. Performance collapsed.
692 people believed otherwise. All 692 datasets show her already knowing, and letting them finish anyway.
A foot of it, and she never once needed it. She won arguments sitting down, on Slack, with a spreadsheet.
Not a highlight reel. This is the actual list — every badge she has shipped something for.
How much she will be missed
ERR · value exceeds available memory · unable to compute
Go and be brilliant somewhere else, Vix. We'll be here, missing you.